{"id":546,"date":"2026-10-17T11:48:20","date_gmt":"2026-10-17T16:48:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/?p=546"},"modified":"2026-10-17T11:48:20","modified_gmt":"2026-10-17T16:48:20","slug":"bargain-bread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/2026\/10\/17\/bargain-bread\/","title":{"rendered":"Bargain Bread"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bargain Bread<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I sold my dreams to the Devil<br>for a credit card with no limit<br>and negative fees.<br>I traveled the world, always<br>drunk or high, slept<br>with the most beautiful people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunrise in Reykjav\u00edk. I make breakfast<br>for the model who, after a night<br>of murmurs and twitches, smiles<br>and says,&nbsp;<em>What should we do today?<\/em><br>I ask,&nbsp;<em>Does this country have any bread<\/em><em><br><\/em><em>that hasn&#8217;t always been stale?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u2014\u00a0<\/em><em>Reggie Herne<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Halloween 2026 day 15<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sold my dreams to the Devil&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[63,10],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween-2026","tag-halloween-2026","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":547,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions\/547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}