{"id":542,"date":"2026-10-17T11:33:23","date_gmt":"2026-10-17T16:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/?p=542"},"modified":"2026-10-17T11:33:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-17T16:33:23","slug":"unnamed-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/2026\/10\/17\/unnamed-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"Unnamed Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Unnamed Thing<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This slender and repulsive reptile<br>is found only in nature,<br>never in song or lore.<br>Seen, it slithers from mind<br>where memory cannot search.<br>It will lurk in the underthought<br>half a lifetime, until<br>a random pang of hunger<br>moves it to strike. Fangs<br>pierce, poison swims<br>through veins, pulse is frozen<br>to sludge. Another half<br>a lifetime is spent<br>walking about, greeting familiars,<br>as the creature nip<br>by sip digests<br>your delectable flesh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>\u2014\u00a0<\/em><em>Thomas Gorn<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Halloween 2026, Day 14<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This slender and repulsive reptile&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[63,10],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween-2026","tag-halloween-2026","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":543,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions\/543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}