{"id":231,"date":"2025-05-31T11:28:02","date_gmt":"2025-05-31T16:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/?p=231"},"modified":"2025-05-31T11:28:02","modified_gmt":"2025-05-31T16:28:02","slug":"the-doctrine-of-substitutionary-atonement-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/2025\/05\/31\/the-doctrine-of-substitutionary-atonement-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"The Doctrine of Substitutionary Atonement (poem)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>The Doctrine of Substitutionary Atonement<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wheel your recycle bin to the curb<br>and wait for angels to haul away<br>your sins. In your forgiveness the CEO<br>of Nestl\u00e9 finds mercy, your clean hands<br>purify Procter &amp; Gamble, your halo<br>shines over Coca-Cola. Investors<br>gratefully receive your weekly blessing<br>while the planet chokes on toxic deposits<br>of saved souls and private virtues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2014 Ian Erinson<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wheel your recycle bin to the curb and wait for angels&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":232,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions\/232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}