{"id":203,"date":"2025-04-28T13:39:39","date_gmt":"2025-04-28T18:39:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/?p=203"},"modified":"2025-05-18T10:38:23","modified_gmt":"2025-05-18T15:38:23","slug":"napowrimo-2025-day-28-cell-phone-hymn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/28\/napowrimo-2025-day-28-cell-phone-hymn\/","title":{"rendered":"NaPoWriMo 2025 Day 28: Cell Phone Hymn"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Cell Phone Hymn<\/strong><br><br>Companion of my waking hours,<br>what god could ever match your powers?<br>My camera and my calculator,<br>my notebook and my navigator,<br>my DJ and dietician,<br>oracle and diagnostician.<br>You correct my spelling errors<br>and warn me of each day&#8217;s new terrors.<br>Your thousand eyes watch from space;<br>you know each freckle on my face.<br>You know each secret hope and wish.<br>You knew I&#8217;d cracked my serving dish<br>and told me where to get another\u2014<br>no problem&#8217;s too small for you to bother.<br>Who can hide from you, or would?<br>Outside your screen is nothing good,<br>only trees and birds and wind,<br>only strangers, lovers, friends,<br>only grass and hands to touch,<br>only that\u2014nothing much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2014 Roynald MacRoss<\/em><br><em>28 April 2025<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>(NaPoWriMo 2025 Day 28)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NaPoWriMo 2025 Day 28: &#8220;Cell Phone Hymn&#8221; by Roynald O&#8217;MacRoss<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,7],"tags":[11,12,10],"class_list":["post-203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-napowrimo","category-napowrimo-2025","category-poetry","tag-napowrimo","tag-napowrimo-2025","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":216,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions\/216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}