{"id":110,"date":"2025-04-15T08:13:12","date_gmt":"2025-04-15T13:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/?p=110"},"modified":"2025-04-15T08:15:16","modified_gmt":"2025-04-15T13:15:16","slug":"napowrimo-2025-day-15-palinode-in-advance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/15\/napowrimo-2025-day-15-palinode-in-advance\/","title":{"rendered":"NaPoWriMo 2025 Day 15: Palinode in Advance"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Palinode in Advance<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><em>(Palinode: a poem of retraction)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our glorious leader is handsome,<br>and he sings well,<br>and his excrement smells like jasmine.<br>Our glorious leader is nine feet tall,<br>but he makes himself smaller for our comfort.<br>Who has more brains than our glorious leader?<br>He need not bother with books. Without study or thought<br>he corrects the errors of doctors, historians, artists, educators and architects.<br><br>Our glorious leader is about to speak! Everyone in the world trembles.<br>He can make fortunes vanish with a casual phrase.<br><br>Our glorious leader has spoken.<br>People ask, astonished, <em>Was that a joke?<\/em><br>No, our glorious leader has no use for humor.<br>He is as serious as a plague.<br>His words surpass the understanding of mundane minds.<br><br>All praise our glorious leader!<br>May he live ten thousand years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2014 Ian Erinson<\/em><br><em>15 April 2025<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>(NaPoWriMo 2025 Day 15)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NaPoWriMo 2025 Day 15: &#8220;Palinode in Advance&#8221; by Ian Erinson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,7],"tags":[11,12,10],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-napowrimo","category-napowrimo-2025","category-poetry","tag-napowrimo","tag-napowrimo-2025","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions\/112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}