{"id":100,"date":"2025-04-13T09:41:23","date_gmt":"2025-04-13T14:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/?p=100"},"modified":"2025-04-13T09:41:23","modified_gmt":"2025-04-13T14:41:23","slug":"napowrimo-2025-day-11-waste-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/13\/napowrimo-2025-day-11-waste-not\/","title":{"rendered":"NaPoWriMo 2025 Day 11: Waste Not"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Waste Not<\/strong><br><br>I never egged a person&#8217;s house<br>even as a child, when eggs were cheap.<br>I didn&#8217;t hate anyone enough<br>to waste good food. Mother fried eggs<br>in bacon grease, left the yolks runny<br>to sop up with buttered toast. Father<br>had his first heart attack at 56.<br>It wasn&#8217;t serious.<br>Sometimes we&#8217;d eat the eggs of fish<br>he&#8217;d caught, called it caviar.<br>I bet we liked it as much as millionaires<br>enjoyed theirs flown in from Russia.<br>No one ever throws caviar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u2014 Carl Bettis<\/em><br><em>2025-04-11<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>(NaPoWriMo 2025 Day 11)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NaPoWriMo 2025 Day 11: &#8220;Waste Not&#8221; by Carl Bettis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,7],"tags":[11,12,10],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-napowrimo","category-napowrimo-2025","category-poetry","tag-napowrimo","tag-napowrimo-2025","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions\/101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bedriegerjunction.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}