NaPoWriMo 2022 Day 20: The Mysterious Man

abstract head of a man

The Mysterious Man

The Mysterious Man was with parallel.
The Mysterious Man hid a skeleton under his skin.
The Mysterious Man spoke fluent Etruscan.
The Mysterious Man was a pyromaniac.
The Mysterious Man was a mole.
The Mysterious Man had three hearts.
The Mysterious Man was an idiot.
The Mysterious Man said that if he gets caught, he will ask for a lawyer.
The Mysterious Man says hi.
The Mysterious Man wears a triangle hat.
The Mysterious Man smokes a cigar.
The Mysterious Man sells his victims' flesh.
The Mysterious Man has three bags.
The Mysterious Man has the body of an elephant.
The Mysterious Man has the body of a beetle.
The Mysterious Man has the body of a cat.
The Mysterious Man has a breathing mask.
The Mysterious Man does not have a sixth finger.
The Mysterious Man is unappetizing.
The Mysterious Man can confuse you into thinking you're being watched.
The Mysterious Man can ride an elevator.
The Mysterious Man is unaware the world has not yet ended.
The Mysterious Man says he is "the Mysterious Man."

— Basil Cartryte